spider mastermind

If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.

Only the spider mastermind has a chance of killing the Cyberdemon.

by DoomGuy September 20, 2006

Big Fucking Spider

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying

"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."

by Sebas S December 13, 2008

Spider Mask

A sexual act performed during, oral, anal or vaginal sex, when a male pulls out just before ejaculation. Then he releases semen on her face and then slams a screen door, or any object for that matter, in her face. Pillows, blankets, walls, doors etc. can be used or anything that when pulled away creates a "webbing" effect.

She took that Spider Mask like a champ, I can still see the grid from the screen door on her face and there was webbing for days.

by jefferson mario April 13, 2010

Spider-Man

To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.

Shit, the cord's not long enough to reach the ground. Guess I'll have to Spider-Man it.

by Okuta July 27, 2016

Spider Loaf

Jacksepticeye's spiderman that is shaped like a loaf of bread.

Say "Hi" to Spider Loaf.

by MandMs05 March 12, 2019

Saiheron

Saiheron is that girl who is very warm hearted, She is super cute in her boots that she always wears, singing her heart out to Disney Frozen. She is the type of girl to call a best friend and a sister, Always putting others first in her heart, truly the a gift from above. The type of girl no one can truly be mad at because she is so kind hearted. The kind of girl that when you meet. never let her out of your arms, keep her close to your heart and never let her go, Hopefully she will keep you under her wing and stay with you forever, if she ever leaves you, know its for the best and if its destiny you will meet again.

Me: *says something stupid*
Saiheron: RrRRaAAaaaAAaAtTttTT
Me: DANG IT!!!!!!*thinking of something to save me*
Saiheron: Rat
Me "Turtle"
Saiheron:*OFFENDED*
Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Dont-Take-My-Word-For-It January 20, 2020

Spider Behavior

Engaging in malicious spider-like behavior. This includes but is not limited to; manipulation through emotional traps, poisoning others personal relationships, demonization, negative attention-seeking, and the spread of negative auras. This is very common in people with BPD and narcissism.

"My ex keeps trying to manipulate my friends to turn them against me!"
"That sounds like Spider Behavior dude."

by doelirious May 18, 2023