Arabian Rug

When you’re broke and your wife wants an Arabian Rug. Just cum on her pubes and pat it down

Man 1: Bro my wife wants an Arabian Rug, but we can’t afford to buy one!
Man 2: just cum on her pubes and pat it down! That’s an Arabian Rug!
Man 1: oh I didn’t think about that!

by Charlesthe5th December 28, 2021

The Rug Rat

King of all men. Legends say that when you are in the presence of this glorious man you must resist to non-stop nut. When this gigachad goes to the gym the weights lift him. Has never dropped a single mark in high school (statistically a difference in skill) . Can speak lean language, don't try to steal his girl, he will make sure the next dude you get with takes a massive diarrhea shit on your dick (in game). Defeated the Ranga Sloth in March of 2020.

Average Teemo Player: OMG i hate THE RUG RAT! He keeps stat checking me!
The Rug Rat: 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片， 在香港这座城市的设置 主演：钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员

by ShowerEnjoyer32 March 2, 2022

Rub and "rug"

When a prostitute gives the client or john a discount even its a dollar for ceremonial purposes. Like the discounts you get in a discount rug shop. Some men cant really get hard unless they get some sort of discount

The escort gave the john a discount so he can get fully hard. Thats called a rub and "rug"

by Rose gh July 17, 2023

do rugs

This is what happens when you fail to try and do drugs and accidentally land on the carpet, causing you to do rugs instead. Or, you could just do rugs because you wanted to anyways.

Person 1: "What are you gonna do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I'm gonna do rugs."

by SomeoneShadow September 17, 2018

fuck rug

A rug made of the skin or fur of a wild animal or big game, laid in a room, typically between a fireplace and a bed or sofa.

I made love to him on my bear skin fuck rug, right by the fire place.

by Waldo Puna April 27, 2019

Rug-Rat

Rug-Rat: sometimes used as a slur for Gypsies. In modern day terms, a “Rug-Rat” refers to hippies who spend their time hanging out on large patternistic carpets where they fantasize about their whimsical plans to continuously provide a life full of abundance.

“Rug-Rats” are known for their care free way of living, as they understand everything is always working out and unfolding for them.

However, don’t let the rug rats fool you. They are powerful hippie beings, who not only harness the power of fairies, but they equally embody the power of the dragon. They have a gangsta side if you cross their boundaries. They are not to be meddled with.

Collectively these characteristics encompass the so called “Rug-Rat”. The term was officially coined on Saturday, August 26th.

Her family never quite understood her Rug-Rat ways of living, but she was admired for the way she moved through the world.

by The Magician Demiana August 26, 2023

Rug Dance

When your in the shit with the boss or the company, been called in for a meeting with management.

Toms been called into the office for a Rug Dance

by Analbandit090 April 27, 2021