Rubensed

Having the affections of a member of the opposite sex taken from you from under your nose by another.

When chatting up a member of the opposite sex in a bar or other establishment, another guy/girl takes advantage of a small opening (going to the bar/toilet) to slide in and take the affections of said target. Derived from Rubens Barrichellos antics in letting Michael schumacher overtake him in the last stretch to win grand prix races!

by Blastertron September 1, 2005

rubenating

to rub ones lame ass

that Ruben guy is rubenating all over his pixy sticks

by BigCheez February 23, 2014

Ruben Hohls

A stupid person who will try to hurt any girl he can find. He usually is a bug tosser and can't tame his mouth. Best advice is to avoid him

That guy is such a Ruben Hohls

by ZAKISKONING April 27, 2014

Ruberdash

when you break the condom by going to fast/hard

Random guy: OMG ! I THINK I JUST RUBBERDASHED.

Random girl: FUCK

Random guy: BITCH JUST GOT RUBERDASH

by SWONK September 26, 2014

Rubberneck

When you see your friends man with another chick, so you rubberneck the vehicle all the way down the road.

The car beside of me rubbernecked me until I got on the next street, damn nosey asses!

by loveyounot October 4, 2016

Rubén

A guy who is smarte, stronger and more intelligent then a guy who takes the same name without a special "é".

He is like a three-fold super saiyajin!

guy1: "ey I wanna be like him "
guy2: "what is the problem you have the same name"
guy1: "no he is stronger because he has the "é" "
guy2: "oh "
Rubén: "eyy that's no problem bro , but why you're chilln !! MAKE MONEY NO MURCY!! "

by MR.UNKNOW January 2, 2017

Ruben

" Rubén " is basically like a normal " Ruben " with only 1 difference the " é ". The " é " do the extra in between of the normal Ruben the Bad ass RUBÉN .

Becaus by the "é" he becomes a Threefold Super Sayayín a "real real person"(no fake person) a Fucker a Guy you have to take seriously!

-Mostly latin person.

Ruben: "yo bro come chilln?"
RUBÉN:"Why not, you got money? and chicas"
Ruben:"No bro come"
RUBÉN: "YOU ASK ME TO CHILL BUT YOU GOT NOTHING COME MAKE SOME MONEY WORK HARD PLAY HARD NO MURCY PRIMO!!"
Ruben:"Okey you're right "

by MR.UNKNOW January 2, 2017