Monkey Round

A sneaky round that involves consumption not involving the lads.

You go to the footy with the lads. Tom goes to the toilet and returns with no pies. Jimmy Mac asks "Did you not get the pies in?" Tom replies "They've got no pies left" Jimmy Mac notices pie crumbs round Tom's chops suggesting that Tom did infact have a sneaky pie. This is a monkey round.

by TommyBear August 8, 2015

Bash round

When you're in a battle in an RPG and you make all of the party members use a standard attack on your turn.

Guy 1: "hey I think you should heal the second guy"
Guy 2: "naah I'll go for a bash round for now, they'll be fine"

by TaraLovesTomatoes November 6, 2018

PERFECTLY ROUND HEAD

SUCK MY BUTT LIL DICKY!

Suck my butt? How bout you take that perfectly round head of yours and suck my butt!

by Paul Ballis May 21, 2019

Amish Roundhouse

A sexual act in which a man slathers/wipes cum on a woman's face like an Amish beard, and she proceeds to roundhouse-kick his testicles.

Leroy: "Aw, man I sure am sore today from that sex move last night."

Eli: "What for sex move?"

Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."

Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."

Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."

by gavalan May 31, 2019

Native rounder

American Spirits. Organic hard hitting darts for hipsters.

Fuck bro, I'm only 20. Could you buy me a pack of turquoise native rounders?

by Hugh G Reckshin February 24, 2020

play round girl

A girl in Jamaica who likes the Dick aka Playa!

That D, she’s a play round girl.

by JJCB81 March 9, 2020

dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.

It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.

by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022