when you grow a beard to be an alpha male like your dad and he screws your cockhole using a water balloon as a condom to assert dominance and to let you know you are still his baby child.
by fourletterlover June 01, 2022
1. I mean if you know you know.
2. When you are a slut but wanna be wined and dined first or are just ready to fall in love.
3. An option other than Hopeless Romantic because why you gotta be hopeless?
2. When you are a slut but wanna be wined and dined first or are just ready to fall in love.
3. An option other than Hopeless Romantic because why you gotta be hopeless?
by Zipzachzop October 15, 2019
by Mr. Leonard Finamore April 06, 2017
When I bought her flowers for Valentine Day, my romantic capital with her increased.
I was trying to build my romantic capital by taking her to an expensive restaurant for dinner. She thought her romantic capital was going to increase when she got me socks and a tie as a Valentine's Day present. It DID NOT. Good riddance to her, they are the only sock I wear these days.
I was trying to build my romantic capital by taking her to an expensive restaurant for dinner. She thought her romantic capital was going to increase when she got me socks and a tie as a Valentine's Day present. It DID NOT. Good riddance to her, they are the only sock I wear these days.
by Batman Kienyeji February 01, 2024
Someone who derives romantic feelings of love and affection from being harmed, such as beat or crushed
Person one: “did you hear Lexi was a Romantic masochist ? She let her girlfriend crack one of her ribs…”
Person two: “yeah, I guess that’s just like cuddling for them… at least they are happy together?”
Person two: “yeah, I guess that’s just like cuddling for them… at least they are happy together?”
by Lexithetransfem December 30, 2024
aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who support political parties whose beliefs fall on the same side of the political spectrum as the political party the individual support
Virginia identifies as being a supporter of the Republican party, she is willing to date other people, but only if the political party they support identifies as being a right-wing political party, like hers is. She has a politically consistent romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 04, 2021
Aka. P.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have pets
Jenise is romantically attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they have pets. She has a pet irrelevant romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 02, 2021