Functional Retard 

A person who is obviously weird, strange, and does retard-like things, but is a fully functional human being, or whatever species they are. Usually they are assholes, but they're usually enjoyable and funny.

Example 1)

*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*

Jessica: What is wrong with that man

Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.

Example 2)

*Actual disabled child walks by*

Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard

Amber: Dude, that's my brother.

Functional Retard by ThatFuckWad December 4, 2014

retard 

What Asian parents call their child if any academic grade is lower than 95-100 range.

(Asian Mom looking at report card)

(Asian kid opens the door)

Asian Mom: You got B in math! Are you retarded? Yes, I think you are.

retard by kevwang95 June 15, 2010

Rentaria 

All liquid diaria thats explosive,loud
and sometimes bloody.

Damn, that Mexican water gave me rentaria.

Rentaria by John November 25, 2003

Retard Phone Bomb 

(v) To send a multitude of picture texts to a single recipient, ideally from multiple phones, of everyday objects with the text "This is _______" where the blank is the name of the object.

Yo we just fried that bitches phone with a retard phone bomb, it was the shit yo.

Let's retard phone bomb that bitch from math class, she can't stop texting her stupid boyfriend.

Who the fuck retard phone bombed this bread? Its fucked yo!

Retard Phone Bomb by ballersauce69 September 21, 2011

Remtard 

Person (usually normie) obsessed with fictional character "Rem" from Japanese anime (re:zero). They are known for their toxicity and bad behavior. Some of them grow out of it, but some of them sadly don't.

He likes Emilia, he isn't Remtard

Remtard by TsunaKUN April 27, 2021

retard text syndrome 

Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.

John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."

Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."

retard text syndrome by poopy21! February 6, 2010

Retard Sex 

1.Sexual intercourse between two idiots (female,male/male,male/femal,female) or sexual intercourse between two infact retarded people.

2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina

1.yo, i was watching retard sex last night, and i saw yo moma gettn dun with a helmet on.

2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.

Retard Sex by andrew samule satchworth December 3, 2006