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turd ranch

You sure as fuck don't wanna be downwind of that turd ranch on a hot-ass day!
by Kodiak Scott November 13, 2011
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Montana Ranch Hand

A handjob, given to completion, with ranch dressing used as lubricant.
Deep in the Hidden Valleys you will find the best Montana Ranch Hands around.
by The Montana Ranch Hand June 19, 2020
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carver ranches

Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”

Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh

Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”

Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh

Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
by Ranches kidd April 27, 2021
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Ram ranch cowboy

1 of the 18 naked cowboys at ram ranch wanting to suck cowboy cock! Ram ranch really rocks!
by THEWORDMAN6969 March 4, 2022
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Green Apple Jolly Rancher

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.
by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019
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Mother Of Jolly Ranchers

The original female jolly rancher that was created by God that screwed the other original MALE jolly rancher to reproduce.
“Oh my mother of jolly ranchers, shut up Kallee!”
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creamy ranch

The male ejaculate, most commonly found in the mouth of a woman
I love the taste of your creamy ranch.
by creamyranch August 15, 2017
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