Putting Lead In Your Pencil

From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.

A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.

An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.

by Mengele's lab rat January 12, 2012

putang

A northern Indian Dialect.

I didn't know how to order the roasted goat meat because I did not speak putang.

by Christopher W June 13, 2005

putang winnington

Small asian vagina, usual found under curry stained knickers.

" I whipped off her knickers and got an eyeful of putang winnington!"

by loopyfuckhead June 4, 2004

putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

Putangina

Literally meaning "your mother is a whore", from Spanish puta (“prostitute”) + Tagalog ina (“mother”) + mo (“your”).

You putangina bobo ka

by RECCT<3 June 21, 2021

Putain

(Adj / Noun); French word for whore.

Le mot français pour putain.

So winston i heard you bought a whore last night.

Si winston j'ai entendu vous avez acheté un putain hier soir.

by timmy o'toole August 3, 2003

Putling

A putling is the best person is the world. It is someone you love and care for. You will never want to hurt a putling. It is usually something you call your boyfriend/girlfriend, because good friends are usually named "put" or "putte".

"Hey putling! Wanna come over?"
"Sure putling. I love you!"

by Putling May 2, 2010