sex puddle

A damp area or pool of natural lubrication, sweat, and/or ejaculate found on a surface previously exposed to sexual intercourse.

Wow that's a big sex puddle! Now I have to change my sheets!

by Most Interesting Man In World May 20, 2014

Puddle-slut

A female or who'ra who chases the Puddle of meth in a meth bubble/pipe. Who'ra will preform sexually for whom ever has the ability to give her more drugs so she my create another Puddle to chase.

Look at that Puddle-slut, she was suckin' on Pappi's cock last night so hed fill up the bub.

by Torkinhoes August 8, 2016

pillion puddle

The vaginal discharge left behind on the passenger (pillion) seat of a motorcycle following a particularly arousing ride.

Dude, you should have seen the pillion puddle that Betty made when we rode the twisties yesterday!

by Lone * February 17, 2009

Puddle Nutz

When your sweating in the ball area

Its so hot i got puddle nutz

by Diggler March 18, 2003

Cuddle puddle

When you cum on your bed and cuddle afterwards

Ben and Andy had a cuddle puddle after Ben's pullout game went all over the bed.

by Drizzt627 November 28, 2015

puddle drinker

a complete retard, a real knee biter

That dude Corky, from "Life Goes On", is a king amongst puddle drinkers.

by Jason Upton December 29, 2007

Cunt puddle

The puddle of semen left on the man's stomach when the woman climbs off of him after sex.

Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!

by Pcar October 27, 2012