Poke Loop

That uncomfortable situation where you have no idea who started the facebook poke back and forth, and you dont want to offend the other person so both of you just keep poking eachother back and forth for months.

Dude, I have been in a poke loop for 6 months with this chick, and I have no idea who started it anymore. Do I just stop, or what??

by Quagmire_Alright March 6, 2012

Frosty's Poke

The uncomfortable wind chill that lightly touches your genitalia, usually occurring in colder, damp and windy climates.

I was waiting for the lights to change, and I got a surprise visit from Frosty's Poke.

by achrylex November 14, 2018

some poke

When something exceeds the boundaries of being cool.

Wow look at TJ, he is some poke !

by /;5(768&@@ March 11, 2017

caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.

I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.

by Pokyhontas March 8, 2019

poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,

James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.

by Dubldawg June 2, 2013

selective poking

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.

Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!

by sillyolivia April 26, 2011

poke marathon

Poke marathon occurs when two ppl keep poking each other back on facebook, may go on for a zillion years...

"you've been poked by a"

b -ohh i have to poke back!!
.... .... ...

"you've been poked by b"

a -oh i have to poke back! poking is fun!
.....
"you've been poked by a"

b - =___= another poke marathon!

by goldenboy89 May 5, 2011