poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,

James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.

by Dubldawg June 2, 2013

poke a hontus

to do the nasty with an indian girl

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.

by th3 riddler June 6, 2014

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

by turtledong January 16, 2015

Poke Shop

A term used for a brothel

"Mate, you're looking rather tense, get yourself down the poke shop"

by DWICKS September 11, 2015

Frosty's Poke

The uncomfortable wind chill that lightly touches your genitalia, usually occurring in colder, damp and windy climates.

I was waiting for the lights to change, and I got a surprise visit from Frosty's Poke.

by achrylex November 14, 2018

caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.

I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.

by Pokyhontas March 8, 2019

some poke

When something exceeds the boundaries of being cool.

Wow look at TJ, he is some poke !

by /;5(768&@@ March 11, 2017