When a professional hockey player scores 3 goals in one game, the third goal being when the opposing team's goalie is pulled, making it an illegitimate hattrick. Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have both done this on numerous occasions and are credited with being "goal bitches" after both complaining about Steven Stamkos scoring an empty net goal in his last season to tie Crosby for the Rocket Richard, and Alex Ovechkin shitting on both of them the previous several seasons for the award. They are now made fun of and notorious for scoring empty-net hattricks.
Ah, man! I can't win a Rocket Richard Trophy on my own, so I'm going to score some Pittsburgh Penguins Hattricks to catch up even though they are for pussies who love the limelight!
by nhl_commish November 30, 2010
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The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.
by Dewey June 15, 2004
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A disastrous or feeble attempt at making what, in other parts of the World, is know as delicious Pizza. They will only sell it as a Pie because they know if you try a slice you will not buy anymore; see capitalism. Although there are exceptions they are often found in the two nice sections of the city called Squirrel Hill and Oakland and not worth naming. The sad part is Pittsburgh Pizza itself is hard to find because the city and metropolitan area is engulfed in Pizza Chains; see Pizza Hut.
I visited Pittsburgh and had to buy a whole damn pie of Pizza and it was horrible! I will never eat Pittsburgh Pizza made by yinzers again, where are all the Pittsburgh Italians, are there any?
by Conisuer January 17, 2011
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by moneymikefosho May 8, 2010
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John gave Emily the Pittsburgh Pinch after the prom.
Tina said, Come here Tyrone and give me that old steamy Pittsburgh Pinch since you got me those nice cubic zirconia earrings.
Tina said, Come here Tyrone and give me that old steamy Pittsburgh Pinch since you got me those nice cubic zirconia earrings.
by Broe Bersky July 12, 2007
Get the Pittsburgh Pinch mug.Pittsburgh isn't really a city. It's just a big suburb, but the locals get offended if you tell them that.
People here speak with an odd accent: "Yinz wanna git sum Purmanny's en Arn City en watcha Stillers' game?" Translated: "Do you want to get some Primanti's sandwiches and Iron City beer and go watch the
by Tom November 15, 2004
Get the Pittsburgh mug.The worst 4 years to go to college. ABSOLUTELY nothing to do, with no parties, no social life, no academic life, no anything. Guys steal girls because there are an abundant amount of guys and a limited amount of girls.
A branch of University of Pittsburgh, this is the biggest mistake of anyone's life. Teachers are horrible, girls are hideous, guys are rednecks, and there is absolutely no future here.
The closest spot to hangout is literally Pittsburgh, Pa.
A branch of University of Pittsburgh, this is the biggest mistake of anyone's life. Teachers are horrible, girls are hideous, guys are rednecks, and there is absolutely no future here.
The closest spot to hangout is literally Pittsburgh, Pa.
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