Philadelphia Eagles

A team that drafts a 🗑 Quarterback even know they have one.

Me: Dude, the Philadelphia Eagles are fucking dumb

by s m a l l p e e n April 29, 2020

Philadelphia New Moon

The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.

*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)

a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.

"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.

"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"

"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"

"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!

by RedDan69 April 22, 2011

philadelphia

Home of the Cheesesteak!
The NEW HOCKEYTOWN, USA!

Need i say more

The common phrase around Philadelphia is "LETS GO FLYERS"

by LETS GO FLYERS April 14, 2006

The Philadelphia

While having sex, you surprise your partner with the line, "I have AIDS", and then orgasm as he or she cries hysterically.

In the heat of passion, Johan gave Maria the Philadelphia, and the sex was good.

by EnricoFermi April 23, 2009

Philadelphia

Home of the Phillies, the most down-to-earth group of guys in baseball.

..hey they're pretty hot too. (:

"Hey, are you from Philadelphia?"

"Yes, I am from the best city in the whole world. Thanks for asking."

by xoirisheyes March 17, 2010

philadelphia

Philly is awesome. It's so much cooler than New York. I'd so much rather say I'm from philly than NY because EVERYBODY is from NY, and that's so boring.

-So, where are you from?
-New York.
-Wow, how did I know you were gonna say that.

The sign at the Philadelphia city line with Montgomery County on City Ave:

WELCOME TO PHILADELPHIA
ENJOY OUR PAST
EXPERIENCE OUR FUTURE

(and try to forget about our present)

Rocky Balboa lives in Philadelphia.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Philadelphia

Philadelphia is the best city ever made. It makes New York look like a bunch of winey little girls. Everyone who thinks Philly is just a crap hole is an idiot. Yeah, North, West and Southwest are pretty crappy. So are some of the burbs like Norristown, Cedarbrook and Ambler, but it has more heritage than the rest of the US put together, greatest most pride filled people and coolest kids. Everyone is just keepin it real, hangin out on curbs and talkin. It has the best neighborhoods because everyone knows eachother and like eachother and so tough. Did you hear about the catholic school kids who were approached by the rapist and they all kicked the crap out of him? Thats Philly right there. We dont take that crap from no one. And people who say it is the biggest ghetto are morons. It is only 6th on the most dangerous city list and the magazines and crap who say it is the ugliest and fattest cities are gay. Thats only what people think when they hear Philly. Fat ugly white guys with cheesesteaks, when really its not. Its a mixture of all types of ethnicities and the reason it is 45 percent white is because of center city.

People who talks trash about Philly should come down here and say it to our faces.

Eagles Superbowl champs 04-05!!!

by Easssyyyydeee_Killa June 29, 2004