peen-twan

male equivalent of poon-tang

damn i need some peen-twan right about now

by Domo Arigato January 4, 2009

Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.

This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.

by Pederpiper February 16, 2019

Peen-Hived

When someone puts a bee and or wasp nest on someone else's penis as a joke and or revenge.

John- Oi mate I pissed me ex off yeh
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad

John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me

by Ranby cabbage November 8, 2018

peen butter

Slang for semen

I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole

by _Shaquille_oatmeal_baby_ September 2, 2019

F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

Peen

It comes out of ditty when you try to make it say the Spanish word for penis, 'pene'. So we now use it to say 'penis'.

Big peen.

by HentaiJuanito May 9, 2018

peen

a male genetalia

lachlan has a small peen

by groggyboi September 3, 2019