peanut ryder

Someone, usually a girl who sleeps around with a lot of different dj's and mc's.

Friend One: I fucked that dj on saturday
Friend Two: your such a peanut ryder.

by peanutryder March 26, 2012

juicy peanuts

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”

by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021

Peanut Pole

A large pole witch is used for stacking and collecting Peanuts. People will use the peanuts for making Peanutbutter poles.

Dude I just got a full peanut pole...now can have peanutbutter toast for dayss.

by ThaBosS September 30, 2012

peanut stuffer

Sticking peanuts up your anus so that your flatulence smells like peanuts

Wow! Shawn passed gas, but I'm confused because it smells like peanuts. He must be a peanut stuffer.

by Kayowa April 12, 2016

Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018

ya peanut

say it to a dweeb/ dork

why was you drawin like that, ya peanut

by flying peanut January 20, 2023

Peanut Swirl

A practice where one covers their testicles in a sticky substance and then covers them in peanut dust. The Swirler the crouches over the Swirlee and gesticulates so that they receive a gentle dusting from the excess peanut dust across their face.

“Bro, I tried the Peanut Swirl with my wife last night. It was fucking awsome!”

by shiectj October 1, 2021