paddick

AN INNOCENT POTATO

YOU ARE SUCH A PADDICK

by rkjxh vzbzdxijozxijo ,mrbsmn June 14, 2017

strawberry paddlepop

When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.

Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.

Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?

Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

Whatta whore!

by Friday13 August 6, 2010

paddle

a computer nerd like baby aish

Baby aish is such a paddle

by doobee June 15, 2003

Paddies

Shorts that support your butt while you bike.

Are you wearing your paddies to bike today?

by Adeluxe July 21, 2017

Padded Table

A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe

Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.

by pyrocycle October 28, 2008

padden fucked

when someone is that drunk they almost die!

dude1: y is he on the floor sick talking about christmas day?
dude2: lad hes padden fucked, tit

by analbead1 February 2, 2010

Paddisize

The gradual process of becoming Irish.

That week in Ireland has really paddisized me, Im now a gold hoarding, alcoholic leprechaun.

by Randompersoncalledx November 28, 2010