by rkeeezy August 20, 2015

Currently on DAMN H-I-A-T-U-S. Who doesn't care what others say. Even if Zayn has left the band, he is still the 5th member of the band no matter what. They were 5 from start and will end as 5.
They are very talented, generous, kind, loving, handsome, idiots, non dancers, guys who make your eyes roll and smile at the end, trouble makers, loves every single hater and lover, believes in spreading love and love. Many people say they are untalented and shit, never loved them when they were in the band but started loving as they went solo.
They are very talented, generous, kind, loving, handsome, idiots, non dancers, guys who make your eyes roll and smile at the end, trouble makers, loves every single hater and lover, believes in spreading love and love. Many people say they are untalented and shit, never loved them when they were in the band but started loving as they went solo.
NON-Directioner: I started loving their solo
Directioner: Bitch how bow NO?
NON-Directioner: One Direction is done. They broke up, They are not coming back.
ME: Bitch the are on a fucking HIATUS! H-I-A-T-U-S! Get that damn straight in your deadass brain!
Directioner: Bitch how bow NO?
NON-Directioner: One Direction is done. They broke up, They are not coming back.
ME: Bitch the are on a fucking HIATUS! H-I-A-T-U-S! Get that damn straight in your deadass brain!
by justanoraml1Dgirl November 5, 2017

by SeñorPink September 9, 2020

One direction is a lying band that said they will be back in 18 months but 18 months turned into 5 years
Girl 1: do you like one Direction
Girl 2: yeah but I have trust issues because of them
Girl 1:why
Girl 2: it’s been 5 years not 18 months
Girl 2: yeah but I have trust issues because of them
Girl 1:why
Girl 2: it’s been 5 years not 18 months
by :)Aaliyah November 5, 2020

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic (or terrible) outcome.
Person: I got to meet James Hetfield before the concert and I got his autograph.
One Upper: Yeah, well my cousin knows the head of security for Metallica, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met the whole group. Then they invited us back to their hotel room and we partied with them all night.
Person: I have a a dislocated knee.
One Upper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have a steel pin inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months.
One Upper: Yeah, well my cousin knows the head of security for Metallica, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met the whole group. Then they invited us back to their hotel room and we partied with them all night.
Person: I have a a dislocated knee.
One Upper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have a steel pin inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months.
by Dawn Davenport December 1, 2004

To be "Mode One" with someone means to be extremely candid and provocatively honest, particularly as it relates to someone expressing desires, interests, or intentions related to sex.
"Girl ... that man approached me, and he was very Mode One with me. I was shocked at some of the things that came out of his mouth!!"
"I met this woman last night, and she was totally Mode One with me. I wasn't talking to her for more than two or three minutes before she asked me could she give me a blowjob..."
"I was at this house party the other day, and this guy was being totally Mode One with these women. As soon as he approached them, he just started asking them about their sexual fantasies, and sexual preferences. I couldn't believe how bold and sexually straightforward he was with his language..."
"I met this woman last night, and she was totally Mode One with me. I wasn't talking to her for more than two or three minutes before she asked me could she give me a blowjob..."
"I was at this house party the other day, and this guy was being totally Mode One with these women. As soon as he approached them, he just started asking them about their sexual fantasies, and sexual preferences. I couldn't believe how bold and sexually straightforward he was with his language..."
by Alan Roger Currie July 15, 2006

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock
1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly
1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly
I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.
I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.
I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.
by therealjacobi October 5, 2019
