Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022

jelly lung

Excessive coughing with large amounts of phlegm coming from chest(congestion). Often happens after quiting smoking and sometimes seasonal allergies.

I haven't smoked a butt in 3 days and the jelly lung is already killing me!

by Daveeeos December 01, 2015

Gobble-lung

Deadly disease of the lungs. Symptoms include: Inflammation of lungs and surrounding organs, coughing blood, weakness, nausea, and death.

Person 1: "I heard Liv coughing earlier. Think she's got the ol' gobble-lung."
Person 2: "Shame. It was nice knowing her."

by Gwundezeron December 03, 2022

Skunk lung

When a person tries to swallow seman after oral sex and inhales it into their lungs.

I can’t breathe, cough cough, sucking your dick, cough cough, gave me skunk lung

by Shrilnixx November 11, 2017

Crack lung

Crack lung. The sound your crack head neighbour makes when he coughs up his lung.

You hear eagle with his crack lung again?

by Lunger February 15, 2019

Lung Guacamole

The thick green phlegmy batter like loogi snot wad, you hack up when you have a respatorie infection.

After pulling a bong rip, I hacked up some "Lung Guacamole". Dip tortilla chips at your own will, if you happen to get the munchies.

by Jacen Ynot March 06, 2020

water lungs

The feeling in your lungs when you're high.

Dude.. I have water lungs.

by Penis77777 February 11, 2017