After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.
After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.
by Floor duh man November 30, 2024
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Plural: mici
Plural: mici
A: Can I have a mic please?
B: Harold you fat fuck, go do something productive. You sit and eat and sleep, go outside for once you poor excuse of a man. Hope this helped <3
B: Harold you fat fuck, go do something productive. You sit and eat and sleep, go outside for once you poor excuse of a man. Hope this helped <3
by RandoArt August 31, 2023
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by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021
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by Pyrotechnica September 11, 2021
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E: “Mic you’re the funnier person I know too”
J: “Stfu”
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by Michael with an A December 16, 2021
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guy#1: should I buy Adams mic?
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs
by guysimhere December 28, 2018
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