To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.
when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......
I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"
I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"
by whathisnuts June 18, 2009
when one tries to overcompensate from a position of power or weakness. Typically acting unnecessarily tough, invoking threats of non-fatal violence like punching, pushing and personal space invasion. The later being the favorite of the office nut-flexer in which deals, leads and projects are reassigned based on juvenile bullying tactics.
"Yo how come my order didn't deliver today?"
"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"
"What?"
"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"
"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"
"What?"
"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"
by georgelasealva November 18, 2015
by OoftheDoof! October 14, 2019
by J. J. Friedman June 28, 2005
Masturbating or having intercourse too much; where a male ejaculates and nothing comes out of his penis
by davidoffcigar April 06, 2011
A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.
Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!
or
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!
or
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
by VanHeezy February 07, 2007
He’s gonna get back to work after his week off in Tahiti and find his nuts in a wringer; I’m talking serious flatdick .
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019