The act of cleaning your genitals in a bathroom sink (or any type of sink), after participating in a sexually activity. This activity could include masturbation as well as any other form of sex. The sink is filled with warm soapy water for which you are to dip your member for cleaning (tippy toes may be required for men of height less than 5'9). A cock bath is ideal in situations where you have no time or ability to take a full shower but require clean genitalia.
This method avoids the painstakingly long task of an actual shower, while still achieving a clean scent free genital area.
This method avoids the painstakingly long task of an actual shower, while still achieving a clean scent free genital area.
As I was leaving my side bitches house and heading for home I took a quick cock bath to avoid detection by my girlfriend.
by tndo February 19, 2015
Get the cock bathmug. Commonly used in the year 1296 by the roman empire
Any plebeian that did not pay the required monthly quapples (RMQ) was to be dragged into the center of town by the lowest ranked cobblers son(s) to be stripped of all clothing followed by a communal cobbling. After 8 moon phases have passed the plebian's are clarted to the bean pit where they are blind folded as well as lubricated to ensure maximum solubility in lubement. After this the pit seal is crafted from hay and Steel as well as procured plebian meat nuggets from past bean baths. The seal then covers the bean pit and is tightened and secured by a rapid stomping ritual performed by the eldest women of the village. By the time the pit has fully hardened the rays of the sun will have heated the pit to 78.3 degrees kelvin. This causes the Plebian's previous physical form to reduce to a meat slush. The immense heat and pressure causes the slush to ooze out of all the cracks and crevices of the seal. After several minutes all of the slush will desnify and evaporate creating a impenetrable barrier that encapsulates the plebian's soul for 7 maridiun quadralights.
This Form of torture was made a war crime in the following year due to its cruel, unusual, and inhuman methods.
Any plebeian that did not pay the required monthly quapples (RMQ) was to be dragged into the center of town by the lowest ranked cobblers son(s) to be stripped of all clothing followed by a communal cobbling. After 8 moon phases have passed the plebian's are clarted to the bean pit where they are blind folded as well as lubricated to ensure maximum solubility in lubement. After this the pit seal is crafted from hay and Steel as well as procured plebian meat nuggets from past bean baths. The seal then covers the bean pit and is tightened and secured by a rapid stomping ritual performed by the eldest women of the village. By the time the pit has fully hardened the rays of the sun will have heated the pit to 78.3 degrees kelvin. This causes the Plebian's previous physical form to reduce to a meat slush. The immense heat and pressure causes the slush to ooze out of all the cracks and crevices of the seal. After several minutes all of the slush will desnify and evaporate creating a impenetrable barrier that encapsulates the plebian's soul for 7 maridiun quadralights.
This Form of torture was made a war crime in the following year due to its cruel, unusual, and inhuman methods.
(Modern example)
"Hey tom you wanna see the football game with me tonight?"
"Sorry Jim I can't I promised my girlfriend i'd give her a bean bath tonight."
"Hey tom you wanna see the football game with me tonight?"
"Sorry Jim I can't I promised my girlfriend i'd give her a bean bath tonight."
by Plebian Slayer69 August 8, 2019
Get the Bean Bathmug. When your kids come in contact with any type of water; swimming (pool) slip & slide, the sprinkler, water gun and it passes for a bath since they came in contact with water.
by CLange August 19, 2023
Get the summer bathmug. When something of greatness is about to happen and you’re in the preparation phase for that moment in time. Like running a bath you know what comes next is good.
by Johney bananas November 27, 2020
Get the Run the bathmug. by kstyles March 12, 2018
Get the bro bathmug. by Scallylank October 5, 2013
Get the Muddy bathmug. I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.
by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
Get the Bacon Bathmug.