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Shawna newton

A bitch so crazy not even Webster has words for her.
Shawna newton so crazy even her moms has no words
by Love you cuz February 25, 2019
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Newton

Bum ass nigga that makes no bread. Also has a short man dressed in a wig as a girlfriend. Most likely to be the III.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Cam newton

The feudal lords (male and female) want 100 billion dollars from sports fans, or they lose cam Newton, and soon enough, their team. People talk shit about Jerry Richardson now, but Jerry Richardson didn't try to control sports fans with threats. Even when the Panthers were having their worst seasons, their stadium didn't seem like a big circus tent, ready to pack up and head for another town.
The feudal lords say the sports fans won't keep Cam Newton or their team without hell to pay.
by Solid Mantis December 31, 2019
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Newton

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus

2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)
Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.
by Fluthy February 2, 2020
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Newton's Cradle

2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.
Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.
by papabenny February 28, 2018
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Newton’s Cradle

The equivalent of a motorboat for guys. When a woman motorboats a mans balls vigorously. Often s
Dude, Jess gave me a mean Newton’s cradle the other night, my nuts haven’t been the same since.
by Big jig March 6, 2020
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