Muddy Dutch

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.

My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...

by JohnnyQwest August 3, 2020

The Big Muddy

= Blumpkin + Cleveland Steamer

The Big Muddy is when you position yourself over a partner and recieve oral while simultaneously deficating on your partners chest.

I gave this chick The Big Muddy last night and man, did I have some bad diarrhea! She still cleaning out her belly button!

by PoopJ9000 November 14, 2011

muddy bite

An act of retaliation when you go down on someone’s bootyhole and they haven’t properly cleaned. A simple bite right on the anal entry teaches the individual that they need to properly clean next time.

I went to lick his bussy and i felt a dingleberrry, so i gave him a muddy bite to let him know.

by Thedirtymonster April 4, 2023

Muddy Trampoline

The act of jumping as high as you can on a bed or trampoline, defecating mid air, and landing in it.

We were jumping on the bed and Mason had a muddy trampoline

by PURGATWINKIE May 13, 2023

Muddy Popsicle

You take your shaft and stick it into someone’s anus and get it to coat in the brown chocolate. Then you proceed to feed it to a person

I could really use a muddy Popsicle right now

by P@ttycak3 September 20, 2023

muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.

“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”

by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022

Muddy Huddy

A high-calorie blended up Burger King Chase Hudson meal
Contains a spicy Ch’King burger with cheese, 4 pieces of mozzarella sticks (+marinara sauce) and a 16oz chocolate shake

Yoooooo! You have to drink the Muddy Huddy Ian!

by Adult Shawarma October 1, 2021