muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.
“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”
by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022
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Muddy Alabama

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.
My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama
by Tru goo March 31, 2017
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Muddy Portal

When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting
Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!
by Shippy69 November 27, 2019
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Muddy Butterfly

When scissoring with your partner, you simply tap your bholes together. Much like an Eskimo kiss, just with your bholes.
"Hey baby, instead of going ATM, let's just muddy butterfly."
by Kittymiaomiao August 21, 2015
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muddy ice

Mike: I left my turd outside and it became a muddy ice!

Ashton: That's awesome!
by WeinerBoobs February 17, 2014
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muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.
We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.
by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017
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Muddy Volcano

When you are having rough Anal sex until the person receiving it has to diarrhea. When the diarrhea comes the person does a handstand shooting poop all over, looking like a Volcano
Girl: Hey babe I need to poop
Boy: Do a handstand I wanna see a muddy Volcano
by Guacamole Weiner Jew June 25, 2020
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