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by DE_aaron December 9, 2009
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mistledeez

also spelled, Mistledeez

noun (a THING).

Mistletoe, when worn to a male's bellybutton, pubic region, or penis. Anyone found to be under mistledeez should be expected place the wearer's pubical sack in her/his mouth, and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.

Portmanteau of mistletoe and Deeez Nuuuts.
Rob used velcro to attach some mistletoe to his happy trail. Mistledeez activated!

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by usuallyprettyfunny.com December 21, 2009
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A word that means more then more and most.
by afrolicious November 8, 2009
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mistletoey

That state of arousal that only appears after consuming a great deal of alcohol during the office Christmas party for a work colleague who wouldn't normally make the heart race in every-day interaction. Not to be confused with missiletoey.
Did you notice that Nancy from accounts went home with the intern? She doesn't even like boys normally. That potent eggnog must have made her mistletoey.
by comedy_nerd December 27, 2011
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by only_sarah March 2, 2014
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Adjective.
The absolute greatest amount. Used to describe a stronger feeling and/or urge
Significant Other: I love you

You: I love you more

Significant Other: I love youu more

You: I love you MOSTEST!!! Boom!

Significant Other: Oh wow. You're right. Now there is nothing left to do but pleasure you.
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