Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019

Mong

Slang for mentally ill person, often referring to people with Down syndrome and commonly used amongst British people

Bob: where’s Steve?
Stan: just at his house being a mong

by EnglishMamba February 6, 2019

Mong

Blane McGarry

‘Sorry about blane, he’s just a mong’

by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019

Mong

Blane McGarry

Fuck sake blane you cunt, you’re such a mong

by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019

Mong

Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

Generally: a total spastic

Stitchcraft is a mong

by ThemeParkMan September 26, 2018

Mong

A person that, how of the time, doesn't know what he/she is doing. It can also be related to spastic and retard.

No, I don't care about your split vision theory you massive mong.

by urbantranslator2 June 3, 2018

Mong

People who wear light up earrings

Look at that dudes earring

- yeh what a mong

by Mboiz May 14, 2018