Midnight Maintenance

Midnight Maintenance is work that is performed after normal working hours when oversight and supervision may be lax or nonexistent. This work usually is fast reckless and does not meet any associated expectations or follow any guidelines. This work may be and usually is just the bare minimum to get the job done.

While in most cases the person performing midnight maintenance is capable in their task occasionally Midnight Maintenance can be performed by a one a.m. wonder this can lead to a very dangerous situation.

People performing midnight maintenance rarely ever use a procedure.

Billy has me out here doing some midnight maintenance on the system, it only has to pass the operational test.

by IandCtechsATmillstone July 28, 2010

Midnight Soup

The end result of a masturbation session; semen.

I guess the only thing left is to go home and make some midnight soup.

by Ron Gunz August 1, 2011

Midnight Cock Gobbler

Person who sleeps with their mouth open, hopeful to get a mouth full of dick.

Jenny sleeps with her mouth open, you should make her the Midnight Cock Gobbler tonight.

by phatcartman August 13, 2012

midnight grip

Masturbating/wanking at night over a hot/beautiful woman

Go and have a 'midnight grip' over her big ass.

by Jon lennoooooooon September 28, 2013

Midnight Rambler

Having tunnel vision, a person unable to accept or process information not consistent with their own paranoid delusions.

I tried to explain the reasoning behind gun control but he's a midnight rambler.

by mojometal February 27, 2015

Midnight Syndrome

(n.) A feeling of loneliness or depression, typically happening around midnight.

I couldn't sleep last night, Midnight Syndrome kept me up.

by Anna Non Ymous December 28, 2017

midnight shower

A sexual, steamy, late night shower

"I just had a midnight shower, my brother even joined in on the fun"

by tremz4life May 10, 2018