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model-thin

As thin as a model, particularly a runway/catwalk model. Very thin with essentially no visible fat. Abdomen is either flat or concave. Hip bones and the lower edges of the rib cage rise above the valley of the abdomen created between them. Real breasts are not present (or at least prominent) as breasts are filled with fat that has been stripped away by calorie deprivation. Small breast "buds," comparable to those of slim girls in the earliest stages of puberty, may be present. Artificial breasts are often present as they are composed of materials that cannot be digested to support metabolism, and the modeling industry seems to prefer them. Cheeks are concave and cheek-bones are prominent. Thighs are not much, if any, thicker than the calves. When the model stands with her feet together, her thighs do not touch each other and she creates the approximation of a one-dimensional line protruding perpendicular to the plane of the floor.
I understand that in order to be model-thin, women must endure constant hunger, hunger-headaches, coldness, frequent colds/flu, and often abuse drugs such as cocaine and cigarettes. Even when they have little body fat, they use laxatives and enemas to minimize their waists. Some force themselves to vomit food they have unintentionally eaten. None the less, I am ashamed to admit that I am enthralled with the sylphic beauty of women who are model thin. I have tried for two decades to ignore or change this attraction, but I cannot shake it.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
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model citizen

A satisfying shit in which you don’t need to wipe/rinse because everything came out perfect and squeaky clean.
Wow! I just had a model citizen; very surprising considering all the Mexican food I’ve consumed lately!
by OughtTree August 8, 2018
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modafinil

allows you to stay focused on whatever you're doing. if you stay on your phone when it kicks in, you will stay on your phone for the whole day without realizing it
jimmy took some modafinil on the toilet and was shitting for 10 hours straight!
by Jchen123456789 February 17, 2020
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St Modans

1. St Modans was a total retard who decided to make a school.

2. A really big piece of S***

3. Andrew Right
"You are a St Modans!"
"Oh Shit! I don't want be an Andrew Right!"
"Well, thats to bad."
by F P Lennon June 2, 2009
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Prostitute model

A woman who becomes a prostitute and then takes up the profession of being a model or vica versa while remaining a prostitute and a model at the same time.
They do this to be able to charge there clients extremly high prices for there services and to have a high paying modeling career at the same time.
by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009
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Medal Pedaler

One who BMXes, they come to the skate park and mess up all the ramps with their pegs...

They are the worst snakers..
Me: That Medal Pedaler totally messed up the minispine!

Him: Damn! That was the last good ramp.
by KitRictor June 9, 2008
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Medal of dishonor

The guy who purposely puts his squad or team in danger just to earn a medal of honor because daddy never loved him, while the people around him call him a pure jackass and how he did not get court marshalled.
Person 1: God damnit! Briggs almost put us in fucking danger with that close artillery! The fuck is he doing trying to get a medal of dishonor?
Person 2: Yeah. $20 says that he's going to get court marshalled.
by Tardotheassmonkey January 28, 2019
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