Canadian Midget

When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.

Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.

by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009

Midgetsu

Mesmerizing karate moves used by midgets and short people.

Guy: Hey shorty you wanna take this outside??

Guy2: Watch out, he'll kick your ass with that midgetsu!

Midget: HAYAA!

by Alana Banana December 23, 2007

midglet

An endearing term for a young child who is diminutive in size.

Where is that midglet? he has been hiding all day.

by Perez the beast April 29, 2008

midget smuggler

A girl who posseses a huge and nice ass so it looks like as she was smuggling a pair of midgets in her back pockets

daaaayyyumm! look at that girl booty she is definately a midget smuggler in line for

by hugizzzzi March 25, 2010

Midget Hitler

Someone in your group of friends thats very short in height, yet very commanding, demanding and violent; they always want it their way.

example 1
Kevin: "So, are you still dating that girl?"
Matt: "Oh, u mean Midget Hitler? Yeah... Dude, she made me wash her car yesterday!"

example 2
Maria: "Is their anyone else coming to the party?"
Dean: "I dunno. I was gonna invite my Midget Hilter, but then I decided not to. I don't want you guys getting beat to death."

by Shadow_Caster May 21, 2010

midgealicious

A short girl (midget) who is hot, or "delicious". A play off the Fergie song Fergalicious.

Look at that shorty!
Yeah man, she's midgealicious!

by mandee12345 July 30, 2011

midget tank

sort of like a rim job except you suck on a midgets big toe then insert it in your anus

FEM: are you ready for you evening midget tank dear??
MAN: no thanks not today because you have a nasty corn and i have internal bleeding in my rectum from last time

by Heatseekingmisslesurprise November 10, 2011