New Mexico United

1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.

2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.

3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.

Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".

by LaxMan420 April 16, 2022

Sub-Sonoran Mexico

The part of Mexico that’s south of the deserts.

Those Immigrants are from sub-Sonoran Mexico.

by SupTaterTots April 11, 2021

Mexico

Mexico, country of southern North America and the third largest country in Latin America, after Brazil and Argentina. Mexican society is characterized by extremes of wealth and poverty, with a limited middle class wedged between an elite cadre of landowners and investors on the one hand and masses of rural and urban poor on the other. But in spite of the challenges it faces as a developing country, Mexico is one of the chief economic and political forces in Latin America. It has a dynamic industrial base, vast mineral resources, a wide-ranging service sector, and the world’s largest population of Spanish speakers—about two and a half times that of Spain or Colombia. As its official name suggests, the Estados Unidos Mexicanos (United Mexican States) incorporates 31 socially and physically diverse states and the Federal District.

I want to travel to Mexico!

by boredoutofmymind1 May 30, 2021

Sending a meal to Mexico

When you have to take a crap.

Oh boy, my stomach is churning.. I have to be sending a meal to Mexico before it gets any worse

by Dirty Dano May 8, 2021

Mexicos

Mexican xans (alprazolam)

“Ey u got some mexicos on deck?”

“Hy i gotchu with the mexicos”

by Zoning November 29, 2024

Mexico City Mop

When eating spicy food blowing your nose then wiping your ass with the same tissue

Brian-“Man this chille is hot!” Gunnar-“sounds like your gonna have to use the ol’ Mexico City mop”

by Jordan bennet January 8, 2025

New Mexico Tug

The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.

I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.

by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025