Max

Max is a raw daddy, who loves a JUICY DICK up his ass, hes a fuckboy who would shag anyone for a drink of water/ irn-bru. He'll make you cum faster than a train going "choo choo"!!!! but hes a good mate tbh.

PERSON: Max and i were totally at it last night, the neighbors were screaming the walls down but he was too busy tearing my ass down.
RAW DADDY; Totally tore some ass in a threeway last night! they dont call me max for nothin'

by Shhh682 September 25, 2017

Max

The king of all fuck boys

He's such a Max

by AestheticFool October 17, 2017

maxe

The sexiest person on the planet. The Greek equivalent of Don Juan.
A real-life sex-machine and an endless source of pleasure for women worldwide.
Also known as the dream lover!.

My god! MXE is more handsome than Brad Pitt!

by Anon April 22, 2005

Max

twat

max is a twat

by hdgakgfewuohkjukghdhwHDHU October 2, 2018

Max

A good person at heart, yet they are very negative on the outside. They tend to push out all options of happiness instead of striving to find it. They think the only solution to life is to end themselves. They are really funny and sweet, they just doubt it 24/7 (Which definitely becomes annoying over time). They don't make for a very good partner since they think that love doesn't exist.

"Is that Max over there? Gosh, he's so negative"

"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."

by The all knowing idiot November 24, 2018

Max

The best person ever, a good looking sexy beast that everyone needs in their lives :)

I love max

by Wet cloth March 17, 2019

a Max

1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave

"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."

"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."

by LargePeterson July 17, 2018