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Mississippi washing mashine

Sex act that requires a woman specifically between 60-90 kg, the sex act begins by putting your penis inside of the womans vagina, then the woman ejaculates while your dick is inside, after thea the woman rolls across the floor or bed with your dick still inside imitating a washing machine
my wife did a Mississippi washing mashine on me, and i am so fucking dizzy from it
by arev50 January 8, 2026
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The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.
A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”
by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024
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