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First of all to understand what happened to Marcus, you gotta understand who Marcus the man was. Now Marcus was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this puertorican-jew from the lower east side, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small time gun runner and an underground fight promoter. So he puts Marcus into training. They see Marcus is good - he's damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Marcus said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and Marcus, he killed nibbles. Marcus said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. True story.
First of all to understand what happened to Marcus, you gotta understand who Marcus the man was. Now Marcus was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this puertorican-jew from the lower east side, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small time gun runner and an underground fight promoter. So he puts Marcus into training. They see Marcus is good - he's damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Marcus said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and Marcus, he killed nibbles. Marcus said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. True story.
"I sometimes think the President's enemies want to pull a full-blown Marcus on him."
"Nah, man, don't you ever, EVER say that again; have some faith in our government. Even HIS enemies aren't that cruel."
"Nah, man, don't you ever, EVER say that again; have some faith in our government. Even HIS enemies aren't that cruel."
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