myspace, despite what it says, is not in fact a place a for friends. myspace is where people, often times lacking so called "real friends" go so they can photoshop their pictures and meet someone from new jersey "irl". it is a place where people with nothing better to do than sit online all day (I.E. yourself) go to communicate with others like themselves.
out of all myspacers, none is easier to find than the "myspace whore" they myspace whore is the one that finds you. they seek you out from the masses of users to up their friend list by one. viewing a myspace whores page can be almost like an "out of body experience". the sheer number of friends, comments, and pic (picture) comments at first leads you to believe they have many friends, but do no be decieved, upon close observation of the pic comments you will find they are almost all posted by one person say the same thing, such as "hottie" or "sexy" (often spelled wrong) when, even with photoshop, you can see they are extremely unattractive.
more often than not, myspace has just replaced the puppy and white van in the childrens lives. so i say this,
GO! young so called "non conformist" myspacer!
you play with that puppy!
eat that candy!
theres nothing wrong with that large white van!
go and be free, the world needs less of you.
out of all myspacers, none is easier to find than the "myspace whore" they myspace whore is the one that finds you. they seek you out from the masses of users to up their friend list by one. viewing a myspace whores page can be almost like an "out of body experience". the sheer number of friends, comments, and pic (picture) comments at first leads you to believe they have many friends, but do no be decieved, upon close observation of the pic comments you will find they are almost all posted by one person say the same thing, such as "hottie" or "sexy" (often spelled wrong) when, even with photoshop, you can see they are extremely unattractive.
more often than not, myspace has just replaced the puppy and white van in the childrens lives. so i say this,
GO! young so called "non conformist" myspacer!
you play with that puppy!
eat that candy!
theres nothing wrong with that large white van!
go and be free, the world needs less of you.
by The Johnny S. Of PT April 24, 2007
Get the myspacemug. A social networking site where little kids meet strangers and get raped.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.
Did you get that message I sent you on myspace? You were supposed to meet me in the park yesterday...
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
Get the myspacemug. Soon to be shut down for reasons including; potential paedophile grooming ground, mass copyright infringements, spreading the disease known as "emo" around the globe.
Damn those emo myspace fags.
I can't wait to sue myspace for allowing flagrant copyright infringement of my new (insert media type here) on their site. I might try and sue some random emo kids too, just because I hate them.
I can't wait to sue myspace for allowing flagrant copyright infringement of my new (insert media type here) on their site. I might try and sue some random emo kids too, just because I hate them.
by The Asshatter December 20, 2006
Get the myspacemug. Full of fake people that steal your photos, slutty girls that photoshop their pics, ghetto people that don't know how to type, and people with bad taste in music. I'm NOT saying 100% of the people on myspace are like that, I'm saying that a lot of them are.
Fake person on myspace: Do you think I'm hot?
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce
Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.
Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce
Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.
Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.
by jersey kid January 28, 2008
Get the myspacemug. a website where people who have no life at all go to and check 28 times a day to see if they have new messages...yes i am one of these people but it's so addicting...
by [[gh3man]] August 19, 2008
Get the myspacemug. a place for retarded people who like to gain their amount of friends by adding random people they don't even know.
person 1: HAHAHA LOL LOOK AT THIS PERSONS MYSPACE LMFAO
person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER!
person 1: -.- you add everyone
person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D
person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER!
person 1: -.- you add everyone
person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D
by sophay_lmfao January 17, 2008
Get the myspacemug. A soul sucking social networking site, watched over by the all-knowing Dashboard Confessional loving overlord Tom. It has taken over bands and comedians, and occasionally causes an empty-headed push-up bra clad blond teenage girl to be kidnapped and murdered by a balding 40-something pervert.
It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.
It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.
I visit Myspace five times a day, even when I know I don't have any new messages or comments.
Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!
Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!
by Random Emo June 17, 2007
Get the myspacemug.