Longbean

a longbean is a stoner of epic proportions. A longbean only leaves his house when getting more weed or getting food

who's that huge stoner shaking and chattering over there?

oh him? he's just a longbean

by tommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 6, 2010

Longkeye

Slang for how much time it takes to roll a joint eg.5 minutes
Can be used in day to day terminology

"Hey homie, I'll be back in a longkeye"
"Hey bro I asked you to call that customer back a longkeye ago"
"Im just taking bruiser out for a longkeye bro"

by Housodave February 23, 2014

longuehaye

A bulging vein in your forehead which appears when you get excessively angry.

"Did you see the Longuehaye on David when his team lost?"

by Vussar November 9, 2015

Longhorn language

the way people try to sensor what they're saying but they know damn well they be doin it too
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded

-being PHYSICALLY retarded

-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now

hey hey kid longhorn language!!! ...hypocrite

by thememeist September 10, 2016

Longnecked

Covering yourself in peanut butter with the intention of having it sensually licked off by a giraffe.

Not phased by his mom's rejection of his unique kink, J-Whiz snuck into the New York Zoo late one night to get longnecked.

by ODBttu July 28, 2016

lonche

A name given to a man who is alone and will always be alone.

That guy over there will forever be a lonche

by Thelegendd27 January 24, 2017

Langheim

My main nigga who always got them non-comeback jokes ready to strike ur pussy real hard. A real nigga.

"Ur mom virgin bro" -Langheim

by Norskejævelen May 3, 2017