Leamington Mudslide

A frugal approach to anal sex with another man. The partakers use their watery shits in place of lube, cutting costs and resulting in a shit-filled fuck fest.

Christian: "Hey, Ryan, wanna fuck my ass?"

Ryan: "Of course, Christian, I always want to fuck your ass, but I'm out of lube"

Christian: " That's okay, I have a bad case of diarrhea, let's just go the Leamington Mudslide route."

Ryan: "I like the way you think"

by YounThug August 2, 2018

Leaving Fee

The price a pimp tells his hoe she is taxed when she leaves as a taxation for breaking loyalty and respect. In some ways like a deposit.

The bitch fagged off so she had to pay the leaving fee of 10k

by KingP2018$ August 24, 2018

Leading intellectual

To refer to an attractive female in a politically correct manner

Put me on the record as saying Tomi is our leading intellectual

by Beermakesherhot November 4, 2018

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

leaning jowler

When your sewer sucker doesnt go in all the way and gets stuck in the crack. Therefore counts as being on the line!

Johnny threw another leaning jowler today so he didn't have to buy sodas, spud did...

by Schureree June 20, 2019

leffingwell

A Leffingwell is an amazing person. While they can be rough on the eyes, they are truly the kindest and funniest people.

Billy Bob: Hey where are you going?
Bob Billy: To the Leffingwell’s house
Billy Bob: Oh they are the coolest
Bob Billy: ye they are!

Billy Bob: Have fun!
Bob Billy: Of course I will! It’s the Leffingwell’s!

by Racecar back words is Racecar July 14, 2019

Loafing

praising a particular someone excessively (too much)

"jevarn was loafing hard"

by Ajayy east September 20, 2019