hitting lava

Having sex with someone and making them “erupt” (orgasm, cum, etc).

My girl was hitting lava with me last night! It was super hot and messy.

by Scanlan Short January 3, 2024

Lava King

Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.

Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.

Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”

by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023

Lava

When you have diarrhea.

Dude I had crazy lava after eating that burger

by Dmonte July 19, 2023

Lava Lamp

A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".

"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"

Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"

by Miginator April 25, 2023

lava lamp

just another type of fleshlight

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023

Lava

A juul

Ay, lemme hit your lava real quick, I need some nicotine right now

by revolutionmari March 26, 2020

Delaware Lava Cake

A sexual act where 2 sexual partners spread their ass cheeks and connect their anus', and then proceed to shit into each other.

Did you hear johnny and his girl did a Delaware lava cake last night?

by shit consumer 29 May 20, 2020