Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...
by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022
D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 20, 2022
I want some lava chicken
by PathPainter May 04, 2025
by Spooderman420!! April 19, 2025
a lava chicken is one of the biggest memes from the Minecraft Movie. It's basically a Minecraft chicken dunked in lava. I don't really know how else to describe it.
person 1: "La la la lava ch ch ch chicken Steve's lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell"
person 2: "ooh mamacita now you're ringin' the bell"
person 3: "criiispy and juicy now you're havin' a snack"
person 4: "oooh super spicy it's a lava attaaaackk"
person 2: "ooh mamacita now you're ringin' the bell"
person 3: "criiispy and juicy now you're havin' a snack"
person 4: "oooh super spicy it's a lava attaaaackk"
by weeble.woble123 April 17, 2025
instead of being a bitch be a Lava bitch.
you just go around biting every ones head off in a hot ass fashion.
you just go around biting every ones head off in a hot ass fashion.
by Lava bitch October 12, 2017
by EEEEEEEE yes February 12, 2022