Lancashire

winner of the war of the roses

lancashire beat yorkshire in the war of the roses

by southy November 20, 2003

Laney

She's a *dabs* savage yA yEeT

savage, meme, laney

by yomybuberoni October 5, 2018

Lance D Fargo

Detroits finest.Total metal-head,sings,writes and founded the precious metal band "Burning Across".Proufoundly spiritual and deeply intuitive,he is revered by many.Also founded the Church of the Immaculate Conception (1999).aka LUCKYTROUBLE,LDF,LT,LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER,LLL,the duke of seven mile,Lance-alotta-ladies......all SEVENS....

Girl"who da fuck is dat bad-ass"

2nd Girl"dats DETROITS finest,LDF,LUCKYTROUBLE,Lance D Fargo"!

by LCKYTRBL March 15, 2013

lanced it

When you screw up anything, or make an uneducated comment on a topic or just general conversation.

You lanced it pretty good. Stop lancing it.

by White suburban November 25, 2014

Lance

The Lance I know is a relatively good guy. He knows how to make you laugh and you can normally tell if he likes someone. He has downsides; he can be very mean for seemingly no reason, he’s not a very good boyfriend, and he’s very inappropriate. He’s kind of self centered sometimes, but if he likes you he will try his best to make you feel good about yourself. He is obsessed with video games, particulate Fortnite, but that’s to be expected. He’s a jock and is very athletic, but is very arrogant. He gets outshined by his best friends sometimes and so if you ever find yourself in a relationship with him, just be there for him. He’ll return the favor. Don’t do him wrong, though. You will deeply regret it for the rest of your days and you will miss the relationship, friend or more, that you had. Forever. Hold on to him and don’t let go, no matter how conceited or rude he gets. At the end of the day, his heart is in the right place. He has feelings too, as much he tries to show otherwise.

You like Lance?! Why?

I played Fortnite last night with Lance.
He beat me.

Lance just roasted me.

by Crazy_walrus April 27, 2019

Sir Lancetwat

A lame name to use when a girl you're trying to pick up asks your name. Most often results in rejection.

Girl: "Hey you're cute... what's your name?"
Guy: "Sir Lancetwat."
*SMACK*

by W. E. Toddit July 9, 2004

The devil's lance

When a male decides to give a particular lady very happy. He first gets an erection, but then things get really crazy. He takes a hot liquid, ex. hot coffee, and pours it onto his fully erect member. The coffee causes the penis to swell to gargantuan size and turn red, thus appearing as the penis of the devil himself. The female should almost instantly want to fuck her man because it is quite a sacrifice on his part, as it is quite painful. The proceed to have sexual intercourse, and the lady is particularly pleased.

Topher wanted to give his girlfriend a treat for her birthday, so he made a pot of coffee and performed the devil's lance.

by Topher4life November 9, 2009