Lana

lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe

Lana will come for you if you disagree

by Hwhwhdhd November 22, 2021

Lana Hudson

The best Director of Behaviour in HFS. She was iconic honestly, stan Lana.

"Hey!! Who's that awesome person over there?"

"Oh, that's Lana Hudson from HFS!!"

by Purple Nerd Creature July 27, 2023

Lana

A human-adjacent entity with dark tendencies and a suspicious obsession with cutlery-based violence specifically, the desire to cut people with a spoon. Not a knife. A spoon. No one knows why. She just likes the struggle.

Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.

Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.

she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage

There are days when it feels like "Lana" wants to take over, usually when I can't find my sock.

by big back shaun August 14, 2025

LANA DeL REY

LANA DeL REY is hay

Lana del rey is may

by LULY UR FAV GURL👹👺💀☠️🤡💩👻👽 November 5, 2023

Lana kiss

When you use tongue during your first kiss

I was excited for our first kiss, then she Lana kissed me

by hell214 January 6, 2022

Lana

Lana is the most beautiful person with bangs, but she also has very beautiful eyebrows that make me feel good in my stomach when I see them. Lana has a certificate in English at the highest level "C2" and is just generally very smart mega giga ultra smart. He likes to babysit small children, and I hope that one day he will babysit our children together. I love Lana very much

Person a: Hey, do you know who Lana is?
Person b: Of course I know Lana, she is beautiful

by JaMnogoVolimLanicuMoju March 25, 2024

lana

a friend who will always make excuses or lies up to not do something with you

"robert is such a lana, he never wants to get on the game"

by bubz0092 March 11, 2025