Lampshade Brigade

When you're doing the hanky panky with a girl and then you make cumzies all over her face. You then put a lampshade on her head and turn on a black light so her face illuminates with cum. Then you pull out you gun and shoot her in the cunt.

I lampshade brigade, you lampshade brigade, we all lampshade brigade. Dookie Donkage!

by SpewtalBroccis August 9, 2019

lams

the gayest relationship In history between John lauerns and A.Ham if you read the letters between the you'll know there spicy!

LAMS A STORY
friend:what is the gayest relationship in history

me: JOHN LAURENS AND A.HAM

friend: huh that can't be true Alexander was straight HE MARRIED ELIZA

me: ik he was bi

friend:... but what about John he as straight
me: was he was he really did u even read he letters hold up let me show you *me showing her the letters*
friend: :0. they were gayer than gay omg that was wow
me ikr I love lams

by Hamiltrash<3 September 24, 2020

twitter lambs

The popular social networking service Twitter is sweeping the pop culture in record numbers. Ashton Kutcher and Perez Hilton have a swarm of followers which are referred to as "Twitter Lambs" that beckon to every update they receive via SMS on the application Twitter; online or by cell phone. Each "Twitter Lamb" then re-tweets "RT" back their thoughts to the sender.

PerezHilton: "Omg guys. I love being gay!!"

smilyboi125: "RT @PerezHilton omg me too!!"

gay4lifeboy: "RT @PerezHilton you are 2 hot!!"

curiousbiGuy: "RT @PerezHilton I need some attention here, kinda hot for you."

PerezHilton: "I love my Twitter Lambs, shots on me in West Hollywood tonight!"

by designer_trig May 12, 2009

Three Lamas in a Hummer

The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.

Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned

by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011

Sara Faradjev & Amanda Larsson

Two thicc besties with fat asses that eats rice for a living. When people walk past them they ask themselves ”Who are those thicc bitches?” and then they think of that question for the rest of their lives. Their favourite song is WAP because they have that, try them 😏

Once you see them, you can NEVER unsee them. They live in your dreams, your food, you shoes, your fake scenarious that you make up before you sleep, and your toilet.

- Bro!!! Did you see those thicc ass bitches with fat WAPs?

- Yeah man, that must have been Sara Faradjev & Amanda Larsson.

by poopin’ravy July 9, 2021

Lass

A lass is a cool, hip, gangster girl. It is an uplifting term and is used as a compliment. It's the equivalent of lad for males.

Natalie is such a lass.
Sarah seems like such a lass.
Did you know that Ella rides a skateboard? What a lass.

by Jo-Nathan27 October 10, 2018

lions for lambs

(Phrase) Trading for the lesser of two evils, or the best possible outcome of a bad situation.

When my brakes went out i was going to hit the bus, but i traded lions for lambs when i ran over the guy on the bike instead.

I was going to hit my head but i put my hands out and traded lions for lambs by scraping them up instead of getting a concussion.

by Shawn Q December 13, 2007