Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

by Cyberumor January 14, 2014

lady dude

A really cool woman that is one of the girls. A girl's girl that can hang especially in the outdoors. Is down for mountaineering, rock climbing, and multi-day backpacking trips.

Vikki is such a lady dude! I know right?! She is totally rad and can pull her own weight.

by alp_glo February 28, 2017

elf lady

A girl who had green hair for a bit, taller then average, a ranaga, biggish ears. Also gets tormented by a certain tommy wu

That girl is so elf lady

by Reeeeee26 September 2, 2019

The Lady Gaga

Where you precisely jizz on your girlfriend's face in the shape of a lightning bolt

#1: Dude, I totally did the Lady Gaga on my girlfriend last night but I got all my jizz in her eye.

#2: Bummer

by frankatank117 June 6, 2011

porno lady

Respectful term for a porn star

Is the porno lady featuring at that strip club tonight?

by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

Message Lady

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady

Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

mah lady

A cooler way of saying "My lady."

Her: "Hey stud."

Him: "Mah lady."

by Colt McStorm June 1, 2011