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Scotty Doesn't Know

Scotty doesn't know that Matt Damon is boning his bitch so don't tell him!
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)

Chant Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Scotty's gotta go!
by goonerbear93 May 4, 2010
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Prince's name is now written as a strange symbol he calls "the love symbol." As such he no longer goes by the name "Prince" and now insists on being referred to as "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince."
"Hey man have you heard that new Prince song?"
"Who's Prince?"
"You know who i mean, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Prince"
by RoomTemperature November 16, 2013
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Do you know da wae

A large group of followers of the Knuckles religion, called Ugandan Warriors, struggle to lead people to the right path in life, showing them the right WAE.
I don't know what path to take in life
My BrUdDA Do You know da wae
by Gayboy69420666 January 15, 2018
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fucked if i know

not caring, not know answer to.
"Hey, dickhead, what the fuck did you do that for?"

"Fucked if I know, get a dog up ya"
by Snowy85 March 9, 2009
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you know how we do

What a member of a group would say to suggest that some behavior is the group style, or that it's the way they usually do things. Usually said with anything from excitement to modesty, it is the response for anything from a compliment to disgust to total disbelief.
Was that you guys last night, outside the police station?

You know it.

Dude that's AWESOME/messed up/brutal/so fucking sweet.

Hey man; you know how we do.
by Lenny Briscoe January 28, 2007
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I know right

It's complete agreement in what is being said.
That car is sick
I know right

That movie scared the crap outta me
I know right
by Cranberrybog something er other November 23, 2007
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It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.
Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?
by tipifire September 14, 2006
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