Something Usher threw up when he had a hangover. It started making weird noises that resembled the English language, so he decided to train it, and put it on display at a local museum. Everyone loved the noises it made, so it started going on tour and getting pussy from 10-13 year old girls. After one fateful concert, a 46 year old man sporting a shirt that stated"I'm not gay, i'm fabulous!" asked what it's name was.
Usher thought.
And thought.
And thought some more until he started to get a major orgasm, and spurted out "Justing Bieber!"
This is the truth.
Usher thought.
And thought.
And thought some more until he started to get a major orgasm, and spurted out "Justing Bieber!"
This is the truth.
by Space-Whale July 01, 2010
1. A baby or toddler who sings love songs and touches older women.
2. A generally short and talentless white person who hangs around black people to seem cool.
2. A generally short and talentless white person who hangs around black people to seem cool.
1. Whoa, that kid's a bit of a Justin Bieber, he just hit on Oprah!
2. Hide your breasts, her kid's a Justin Bieber.
3. Who's that boy following Ludicrous? Is that Justin Bieber?
2. Hide your breasts, her kid's a Justin Bieber.
3. Who's that boy following Ludicrous? Is that Justin Bieber?
by Laws Of Gravity May 25, 2010
A -supposidly- 16-year-old singer who looks like he's 12 and has yet to hit puberty. The only reason he can sing the way he does, he also says "Shawty" too much. (tip:white boys do NOT say shawty, makes you a posur.)
by J.T. Austin May 04, 2010
A very unattractive female pop star with a crappy voice. She also has odd hair and is only 16 years old.
Shane: I'm bored.
Ryan: Me too.
Shane: I could put you up to a blind date with a chick.
Ryan: Okay.
Shane: Your chick is... Justin Bieber!
Ryan: NOOO!!!!
Ryan: Me too.
Shane: I could put you up to a blind date with a chick.
Ryan: Okay.
Shane: Your chick is... Justin Bieber!
Ryan: NOOO!!!!
by TheCatfoodMaster June 29, 2010
by Mangekyou88 June 14, 2010
A 15 year old Canadian kid who sounds quite a bit like Miley Cyrus. He is famous for his looks (like his trademark woman hair) and is loved by just about every girl ages 9-15. All of his songs are about the same thing: I am yet to hear a Bieber song that is not about him thinking he is in love with a girl. Seriously, dude, your 15, you don't need "somebody to love." He thinks he is cool because he has done songs with rappers. Well, newsflash kid, the only reason they collaborated with you is to earn money and become more famous themselves.
All in all, Justin Bieber isn't that great. He will be history once he hits puberty.
All in all, Justin Bieber isn't that great. He will be history once he hits puberty.
me, first time hearing bieber: eww, miley cyrus has another song out. annnnnd it sounds just as skanky.
radio announcer: And that was the new teenage Popstar, Justin Bieber! Did you know he is from Canada?
me: ...
radio announcer: And that was the new teenage Popstar, Justin Bieber! Did you know he is from Canada?
me: ...
by pandachikk December 13, 2010
Talentless kid who hasn't gone through puberty-sounds like a cat being strangled when he sings.
Poisonous to the eardrums of anyone over the age of 13 or anyone who has started their periods-whichever comes first.
A crime against music and musicians but will only have a shelf life of a couple of years max before the next talentless annoying kid comes along with some more sugary pap songs that only a 10 year old would love.
Actually that's not fair-some 10 year olds do have good music taste, just not the pre pubescent Bieber fans.
Poisonous to the eardrums of anyone over the age of 13 or anyone who has started their periods-whichever comes first.
A crime against music and musicians but will only have a shelf life of a couple of years max before the next talentless annoying kid comes along with some more sugary pap songs that only a 10 year old would love.
Actually that's not fair-some 10 year olds do have good music taste, just not the pre pubescent Bieber fans.
Sorry I can't appreciate Justin Bieber, I haven't had my frontal lobotomy yet, we'll talk again when I have had my brain removed and I am as senseless as you.
Or not as I am not a musical retard.
Or not as I am not a musical retard.
by The Cuttlefish of Cthulhu August 16, 2010