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juicy joggers

these joggers were worn by the galdem in lockdown. these were the type of girls who always wore skinny jeans and white airforces. they thought buying these joggers would make their arse look juicy so they did some chloe ting booty workouts (they gave up in the end). now that nobody wears them they have realised £70 was a rip off and that they actually looked shit. if you want to know who wore these joggers in lockdown they now wear black ribbed flares and a shoulder bag, they now also prey on the other galdem who still wear skinny jeans as they think they look better then them 😭😭
looks at us gallies we have swag with our juicy joggers let’s bring out the mirror in my bedroom to take some pictures outside to look different’ for the gram.
by sid swag June 21, 2021
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juicy jace

A juicy jace is an extremely rad dude. Not only does he get MAD b*tches, he looks extremely hot. He usually makes lots of money, and always buys his friends food/drinks because he’s not only attractive, but also kind. No matter what, you want a Juicy Jace in your life.
Person 1: Hey did a super gobsmackingly hot ass-ed person just walk by? My gorilla grip coochie cooter just went taunt.
Person 2: Yeah that’s just what a Juicy Jace will do to you.
by margeybeebearbaebar November 24, 2021
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Juicy Aah

When something really satisfying happens and you juice everywhere. The semen covers the floor so much that it becomes a safety hazard for anyone in the room.
Man, that video was really juicy aah - that's the biggest load I've let off in a while.
by WilbertWonkerberry May 24, 2023
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Juicy Kunneman

When a gay, male orgy is happening, one man's rectum is filled with an entire container of lubricant. This man is designated the "Hank." The "Juicy Kunneman" itself consists of every other man at the orgy using the aforementioned "Hank's" rectum to dip their penises in before they have sex with one another. It is named for author and televangelist Hank Kunneman who has become an ironic gay icon.
So, who's Hanking for the Juicy Kunneman at Tristan's party?
by HankYouVeryMuch December 27, 2022
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juicy miggler

A typically short, brownish male with a fetish for female asses. They typically enjoy the arts, but in particular, love cooking, reading, writing, drawing, and film making. They are neither beta nor alpha males, as their levels of masculinity are known to shift based on their current levels of success. They are extremely helpful and self aware, although they may be awkward in social scenarios. However, they make for the best friends a person could ask for. Lastly, a juicy miggler MUST own an island in the South Pacific. If they do not, you may be confusing them for some other type of miggler, possibly a coridal miggler.
Alexa: I need me a juicy miggler in my life, them is rare. Plus, I hear they eat ass.
Google Home: Hell yea they do, but everyone knows juicy migglers prefer Google Home.
by juicymiggler January 16, 2019
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Juicy Poone

Having lost the physical, mental, and moral qualities considered normal and desirable, this once-woman is the most stunningly appalling, disgusting, horrid creature to roam the face of the planet. This bitch is a shocking, heinous, harrowing, vile, shameful, unforgivable, unpardonable CUNT. The following anecdote scratches the surface of what tapping this Medusa entails:

There once was a girl named Carmen;
The bugs on her twat were a swarmen;
Nevertheless, I put my dick to the test;
And NOW the sores are ALARMIN.

To Whit, when you meet a Juicy Poone at the bar, or the nightclub, the lights might be just dim enough to suggest to you that it may somehow be acceptable to take the Juicy Poone home for an innocent night in your personal rumpus room. You may find yourself tempted to take it home and show it your etchings or lithographs. Hold it right there, Old Sport. Get a hold of yourself. If you fall into the Juicy Poone's trap, and wind up at your place, your dick will take a look and be instantly transmogrified into a pillar of fucking SALT. Woe unto you then, for it is too late. "Things fall apart, the center cannot hold," and your best friend, Mr. Happy, falls right the fuck off. And he shatters on the floor. Game over, you have fallen victim to the venereal charms of the Juicy Poone. With a gaze "blank and pitiless as the sun," the Juicy Poone moves its slow thighs" and slithers out the mother fucking door, back to the bar to claim another unwary traveler.
Your mate slurs the following at the club, "Hey bro, look at that chick or something over there. I think that after another five or six boilermakers I'll go and tap that shit."

You are pretty well charged up after a narrow escape yourself. "Hold the fuck on man," you say. "Step up off that Juicy Poone!! If you get anywhere close to that your dick will either rot the fuck off or jump up your ass to escape. That Juicy Poone is a rancid whore.
by klawrawkz January 30, 2019
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juicy cakes

A women or mans buttocks that is plump and juicy.
Gurrrrl... She got some juicy cakes... her cakes is juicy!
by juicycakes2018 May 14, 2018
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