He is ugly and sad. He is also lonely but everyone is always around him. His name is Texas chilly bowl
by Texaschillybowl August 10, 2017
Get the juan miguilmug. Andre-Juan is both stunning and brave. They're so beautiful you can't even look at them without feeling ashamed. Andre-Juan is a force to be reckoned with and everyone wants to be with them while feeling inadequate that they can't ever be them. Andre-Juan will probably fuck your man, but it's for your own good, and you approve. You love Andre-Juan. We all love Andre-Juan. Everyone needs an Andre-Juan in their lives but not everyone deserves Juan. When Andre-Juan is done with you, they are DONE, and everyone knows you're Done then. Andre-Juan is kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking and definitely smarter than you. Andre-Juan is the Juan.
by Just a Heauxle November 23, 2021
Get the Andre-Juanmug. The best person I've ever fucking met in my entire life. Their pronouns are he/they , they're an infp and i love them so much. I will always count on their backpackin ' 😍🤞
Juan is really there for you when you need him . There is no one like Juanussay
If any harm ever comes to this person i will throw hands till i die xoxo
I love them so much that i would splatty natty
Juan is really there for you when you need him . There is no one like Juanussay
If any harm ever comes to this person i will throw hands till i die xoxo
I love them so much that i would splatty natty
by nobitcheslyn May 22, 2022
Get the Juan/Juanussaymug. A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009
Get the Juan Valdezmug. Molly-Juan is the most trendy girl alive. She is in juanation which makes her 10000000000x better. She is married to Matt Daddario, and they have the hottest British child alive. She also loves reading weird books about death.
by Juanita/Juanation September 15, 2017
Get the molly-juanmug. by lovergirl24769 November 22, 2021
Get the Juan Pablomug. - What happened with you and Mark ? I thought you had something going on ?
- Naah, we had sex, and now he's pulling a Dodge Juan on me
- Naah, we had sex, and now he's pulling a Dodge Juan on me
by 22flux January 29, 2009
Get the Dodge Juanmug.