He is ugly and sad. He is also lonely but everyone is always around him. His name is Texas chilly bowl
by Texaschillybowl August 04, 2017
I said "Hit the juan"
by RekciL YssuP November 17, 2015
by JoeeB September 24, 2020
The best person I've ever fucking met in my entire life. Their pronouns are he/they , they're an infp and i love them so much. I will always count on their backpackin ' 😍🤞
Juan is really there for you when you need him . There is no one like Juanussay
If any harm ever comes to this person i will throw hands till i die xoxo
I love them so much that i would splatty natty
Juan is really there for you when you need him . There is no one like Juanussay
If any harm ever comes to this person i will throw hands till i die xoxo
I love them so much that i would splatty natty
by nobitcheslyn May 22, 2022
A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
by the FRenchporker March 07, 2009
by lovergirl24769 November 22, 2021
Molly-Juan is the most trendy girl alive. She is in juanation which makes her 10000000000x better. She is married to Matt Daddario, and they have the hottest British child alive. She also loves reading weird books about death.
by Juanita/Juanation September 16, 2017