Jordan

An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.

Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan

by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016

Jordan

An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.

He got an F on his test, his name must be Jordan.

by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019

Jordan

🇯🇴 It's a country not a name

I went to 🇯🇴 Jordan

by Bob3478483837 April 22, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is one of the most handsome boy ever. He is very strong if you mess with his loved ones he will beat you up. He also has blue eyes with dirty blond hair. He is also very funny. He will take your breath away. You cant leave your eyes off of him.

girl 1: do see that boy over there
girl 2: ya, hes soooo hot
girl 1: he must be a Jordan
*Jordan walks up*
Jordan: hi girls my nme is Jordan

by brownie 2 December 12, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.

Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"

by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020

Jordan

An incredibly funny guy, he will make you laugh all the time. He is very caring and sweet, but he is a gamer and sometimes that can be the priority. He such an amazing and cute person, you need a Jordan in your life.

Girl 1: Omg Jordan is so funny!
Girl 2: I know! He is also really nice as well.

by <3Jordan June 25, 2017

Jordan

A loving, caring guy that has a adorable face you could tell anything to. He loves long walks on the beach and loves the feel of sand beneath his feet. He has multiple hoodies you can wear if you are feeling chilly. Just the perfect guy.

Don't you just love Jordan?

by CasioCassie March 15, 2018