Jazz Aunt

Slang for 'Lazy cunt'. On mobile phones with predictive text, 'Jazz aunt' will come up when one types in 'Lazy cunt'.

God, you're such a jazz aunt Sean.

by Boy Nuke 'Em November 19, 2009

All that jazz

From the origin of the hit theatre and film "Chicago" and the song "All that Jazz" is the origin of the saying. It is used on the end of a sentence or list instead of the word "Etc."

A:"So what are you up to today then?"
B:"Well I'm going to the shop, going to skin my cat, clean out his box and all that Jazz"

by Calmal August 10, 2005

Cracker Jazz

The bastardization of Jazz music into the White man's smooth jazz abomination.

I really liked this radio station until they started playing all this cracker jazz.

by ttomkat1 August 4, 2008

jazz hose

a man's penis; a phallus

"If I let a baby sitter touch me on the jazz hose then I probably deserve to lose it all"
-Roast Beef, on why he chose to forgo a prenup

by dietprozac June 10, 2008

Jazze Pha

A producer/artist who made his debut on the music scene in 2001,producing for acts such as Ludacris(Area codes),Nappy Roots(Aw Naw), Cash Money(Beautiful life) and Field Mob (Sick of being lonely) He also owns his own label Sho' Nuff records. He hails from Atlanta and his first artist is Ciara. He is usually featured saying This is a Jazze Phizzle of the Shizzle.

This is a Jazze Fizzle of the Shizzle Missy Missy The PRincess is HERE CIARA

by LilJOnwhattt August 28, 2005

smooth jazz

A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."

Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?

Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.

My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."

by Gus February 12, 2005

jazz cafe

to take someone to When a man releases he semen onto a girls facial area. "Jazz" coming from "jizz" and "cafe" coming from "eat," the new combination is "Jazz Cafe." Made popular by the Covino and Rich Show on Maxim Radio on Sirius Satellite Radio.

"She's HOT! U should take her to the Jazz Cafe." OR "Yeah she gave me dome and I took her to the Jazz Cafe."

by TommyBoyTheTrain May 6, 2006