the auschwitz oven

The act of shoving a dead animal carcass in your asshole and giving your significant other a Dutch oven that smells of death and shit.

Stop stalking me Matt or remember “the auschwitz oven” I gave you at camp when we were little girls....? I will recreate that.

by Sicario7 February 8, 2021

the fish is in the oven

A girl starts her period.

Omg Becky ! The fish is in the oven !

by Peligro41 January 10, 2017

The cuck oven

A husband , his wife, and another man are all under one blanket. The wife and other man are having sex while the husband is getting cuckolded.

We only had one blanket so we all crawled underneath it. After a while it became apparent to me that was being cuckolded and the I was in the cuck oven

by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016

lick the oven

To cheat on someone. Like the phrase bite the dust this phrase isn’t really taken literally.

Should I lick the oven with Michael?

by MichelleHays June 7, 2018

dyke oven

when a pair of lesbians have to fart simultaneously while carpet munching under thy chosen sheep skin drapes

chloe: i have to fart
agatha: me too
chloe/agatha: 1, 2, 3 (DYKE OVEN)

by billcosbyfans December 31, 2011

pump oven

One that gets fucked in the ass

She likes the ol pump oven more then anything else

by Dick Oven January 2, 2012

back oven

Based on the idea that a pregnant woman has a bun in the oven at the front, a back oven refers to the back passage, usually of a gay man. It can refer to an empty or full back passage.

“Hey Martin, I have just put a batch of Vegan brownies in the Aga. While they cook, would you like to repeatedly and passionately enter my back oven against the kitchen work top?”

“Why yes, Bradley, I would!”

by Back oven man May 10, 2020