by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
Get the Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out. mug.Satans playground
by Short bean April 13, 2022
Get the Australia mug.First of all, KOALAS AREN’T BEARS
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry
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second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry
See what I did there
by Syrup of the Maply Maples April 3, 2019
Get the Australia mug.A barren useless wasteland filled with sand and overgrown kickboxing sheep, everything will kill you and the "humans" that "live" there have accents so thick you can't tell if they're asking for a toothpick or a ride to the nearest gay bar.
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
person 1: have you ever been to Australia?
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
by plz ring 0800foundyourfamily April 22, 2018
Get the Australia mug.best place on earth..... FOR THE FUCKEN WHITE ASSES. they are extremley racist and always cocky asses
by unluggymatausi June 4, 2018
Get the Australia mug.Supposedly a country. In reality, australia does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from australia. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through australia, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. People are implanted into societies to make you believe that this country is real.
Person 1: I used to live in Australia, you know. Pretty cool place.
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!
by 666_ October 4, 2018
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