I love you so much its retarded.

The perfect phrase to let someone know how much you love them... especially for the competitive, yet romantic couple.

guy says, "i love you." girl says, "well, I love you so much its retarded."

I love you so much its retarded. by naanaalovessangriaaa February 11, 2010

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i love you slut

someone who uses the phrase I LOVE YOU too often

Charlene:"Omg! I like totally love you girl!"
Charlene again:"I love you SO much Anthony, its not even funny!"
Katie:"You're such an I love you slut Char!"

i love you slut by amazingirl January 7, 2009

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i love you more than a fat kid loves cake

it describes how much you love someone.
it may just be a saying but fat kids love their cake A LOT so it means a lot when you say you love them more..

"johnathan... i love you more than a fat kid loves cake. baby i could love you forever and i mean that!!!"

i love you more than a fat kid loves cake by jana-banana January 12, 2009